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Mistakes made in Bible School, Confirmation class, and Talmud School:

• In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.
• Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
• Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built the first ark, which the animals came on with pears.
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire at night.
• Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.
• Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
• The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten Amendments.
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• The fifth commandment is humor thy mother and father.
• The seventh commandment is thou shall not admit adultery.
• Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then, Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
• The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
• A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.